Category Archives: eating

loosening up buttons

the stress level of a day can be measured in the amount of crumbs that fall out of my bra when i finally put my pj’s on.
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breakfast

no one saw me accidently spill a glop of cinnamon and spice flavored oatmeal down my dress.  no one saw that the glop landed directly in the the hammock between the cups of my bra.  no one saw me stick my two fingers down the front of my dress, surf the oatmeal out and then [...]
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