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You need help. I can give it to you.
My friend Jackie and I are embarking on a journey of making this world a better place through life coaching and words of wisdom. My only hope is that you can take away from this something special in your heart. If you know someone who needs help, please share.
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Magic, the gathering…
While at a Cynthia “mean lady” Estate Sale this past weekend, I uncovered a very interesting box in the garage. It had belonged to the gentleman who had lived there since 1961. As I dug into this mysterious box, I realized that it was a box full of old 1960′s magic tricks! There were tricks, [...]
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Twirling Botticelli
Completely sober, stealing swigs of corona from friends to spit into the night air recreating the look of a beautiful Italian fountain while hot stepping to motown and jock jams. This is life. Live it.
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Boobs, breakdowns and Mama’s Little Helpers.
My jr. high chorus teacher* made us sing the theme to Ice Castles (tragic accident movie) and the theme to the Rose (based on the tragic life of janis Joplin) EVERY WEEK. I didn’t remember this until I started humming Ice Castles today out of the blue. “What is this song going through my head? [...]
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Mortification.
Okay, I wasn’t going to tell anyone this because I didn’t want anyone to find the clip and then post it on here (seriously, if you find it, please don’t post it), but i had the weirdest experience today. As I was walking into my favorite thrift store, I was stopped by a reporter for [...]
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PUSHING
I like to watch/post this video every few months to remind myself that work can be funny. I just wish I had that hair.PUSHING-Broadcast News
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Identity Theft
Hmmm…..a security question and answer I won’t forget…
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I see U.
Finally opened up this present from my parents. Along with previous gifts of maps, compasses and binoculars, I know they just want me to be self sufficient. In reality, they are just enabling me.
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Dale!
Totally going to see Missing Persons play next month. The fact that the show is in a little dive bar in a back alley of Pasadena is sort of sad. Seriously, did Lady Gaga just throw darts at a Vision Board of people she wanted to rip off? It’s like me throwing on a large [...]
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